by Glenn Frappier

York Regional Police are searching for a man who they say stole a Gibson Custom Shop 60th Anniversary ’59 Les Paul Standard electric guitar, valued at approx. $8,000 from a Richmond Hill music store by hiding it down his pants.
That surely beats the Ukulele I got in mine.

Jan 19th, 2022 via twitter

by Glenn Frappier

Donald Trump, 2020: “I’m automatically attracted to the BIBLE — I just start holding it. It’s like a magnet. Just hold. I don’t even wait. When you’re a star, the BIBLE lets you do it. You can do anything. Grab the BIBLE. #BiblePhotoOp

Jun 2nd, 2020 via twitter

by Glenn Frappier

#RuinHalloweenIn4Words PUDDINPOP Just say NO.

Oct 23rd, 2019 via twitter

by Glenn Frappier

I Haven't see so much BUSH on TV since the 70's.

Dec 4th, 2018 via twitter

by Glenn Frappier

WOOT WOOT. FINALLY MADE IT TO 100 FOLLOWERS

Nov 6th, 2018 via twitter

by Glenn Frappier

Instead of cauliflower pizza dough, can they make cauliflower beer? @thecomicseen @ComedyMontreal @standup @funnyordie @thisisrobotbutt @COTLcomedy @ComedyCentral @JokeBlogger

Sep 15th, 2018 via twitter

by Glenn Frappier

#NikeBoycott Anybody burning their NIKE apparel. Instead, can you giv eto a homeless person as you walk by, or give to your nearest GoodWill. I am sure they would be very appreciative.

Sep 4th, 2018 via twitter

by Glenn Frappier

#NikeBoycott Thank God I cant weigh in. Cant Afford NIKE apparel anyway.

Sep 4th, 2018 via twitter

by Glenn Frappier

#TrumpKimSummit #TrumpKim Are they having Chocolate Cake for desert?

Jun 12th, 2018 via twitter

by Glenn Frappier

IHOB ? I just thought they were becoming a new Hooters. International House of Boobs.

Jun 11th, 2018 via twitter

by Glenn Frappier

#WinnieThePoohDay I got fired for not wearing pants.

Jan 18th, 2018 via twitter

by Glenn Frappier

#WednesdayWisdom Every Blind Squirrel Finds a Nut Now and Then.

Nov 22nd, 2017 via twitter